13 Things You'll Never Hear Me Say

1. Do you have it in any colour besides pink?

2. I'm too thin, aren't I? Like, is it just me or do I look sickly? Yeah, I really need to gain some weight. And, oh my God, where has my ass disappeared to?

3. Honestly, Adders? You say "I love you, Courty" way too often. Simmer. I mean, God. Stop being so clingy.

4. Ugh, not another head rub.

5. No, thanks, no bread for me. Yeah, and no cheese either.

6. It's too hot outside.

7. I think I'm going to start getting up an hour earlier every morning. You know, to pray.

8. Maybe there is such a thing as too much Diet Coke.

9. I agree, "Gone With the Wind" is way too long.

10. It would be great to get another zit on my face. I love looking like I'm still going through puberty.

11. I did the speed limit the entire way here.

12. At times I wish my boobs were smaller. I mean, they get in the way so much.

AND...

13. Nahhh, I don't feel like a Quarter Pounder. Let's go to A&W instead.